- me: I should go shower now
- (five minutes later)
- (another five minutes later)
- (yet another five minutes later)
- (more five minute intervals)
- someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
The truth is out there. But so are lies.
"Aw man, you got taller!" - Frank
What a difference nine years makes.
14 yrs old vs. 23 yrs old
2005 vs. 2014
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall